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Timbaland not dead, lost or dangerous
By CMU Editorial | Published on Thursday 26 August 2010
A manhunt seemingly occurred in LA yesterday for that Timbaland fella after a family member expressed concern for his safety to the authorities. Said family member thought the producer might harm himself, ie commit suicide, because he was so distraught after a $2 million piece of jewellery, widely reported to be a watch, was stolen.
But Mr Land soon turned up, explaining he’d just gone out for a drive to clear his head after discovering the jewellery theft. According to People magazine, he told Ryan Seacrest on his radio show yesterday: “I don’t even know what happened, to be honest I don’t know what people are talking about. Why would I commit suicide?”
He added: “Something [was stolen] but it wasn’t a watch, it was something else. [So I took] a drive to figure out how I’m going to handle it”.
Personally I’m quite distraught any one piece of jewellery could be deemed to be worth $2 million. But don’t worry, I won’t commit suicide. Though I might lock myself in that cupboard for ten minutes and cry.