And Finally

Bieber fans threaten Kardashian

By | Published on Thursday 6 May 2010

After last week’s Justin Bieber news overload, we weren’t going to publish any this week. But with fans this loopy, it’s difficult not to.

This week the Bieber Army (I refuse to call them by their chosen name, The Beliebers) has been sending death threats to reality TV star Kim Kardashian after Justin suggested that they might be dating. The pair met at a White House dinner on Saturday night and Bieber posted a picture of them together to Twitter with the caption: “Look it’s my girlfriend”. Kardashian responded by saying she had “Bieber fever”, which I believe can be cleared up with antibiotics.

By Tuesday, Bieber’s fans had worked themselves up into a frenzy at the idea of Justin being in a relationship with someone other than them. Kardashian tweeted: “Seriously Biebs! I’m getting death threats from your fans! This is unbelievable”.

Bieber cooled the situation by posting: “Ladies, calm down. Kim Kardashian is a friend. A very sexy friend, but a friend. No need for threats. Let’s all be friends and hang out often”. By which he presumably means, “Let’s continue to have an indirect connection via the internet, you people scare the shit out of me”.

In other Bieber news, the tiny popster this week revealed that he doesn’t know what “German” means. After failing to understand the word, even when it was written down, he told New Zealand TV show ‘Select Live’: “We don’t say that in America”, failing to remember that he’s actually from Canada.

Here is the whole thing in video form: