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Calvin Harris wears pants

By | Published on Wednesday 18 February 2015

Calvin Harris

Now, you might think big-time EDM is here to stay, but I hear eight year olds aren’t digging the beeps, so that whole thing’s sure to wane soon.

But you know what will never wane? Pants. People will always need pants. And I know what you’re saying, but you’re wrong. Pants are here to stay.

So well done to Calvin Harris for ensuring that his Armani deal includes being the fashion firm’s pants-man. We’ll leave Billboard to do the in-depth analysis: who looks better flogging pants, Calvin Harris or Justin Bieber?