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CMU Beef Of The Week #91: Michael Buble v prudish Michael Buble fans

By | Published on Friday 16 December 2011

Michael Buble

Michael Buble is a good clean entertainer. He looks a bit like one of those racy Rat Pack types, but he’s not as edgy; he just sits around singing nice songs about nice things that we can all enjoy. Why don’t we all go and see him perform live? It’s bound to be fairly inoffensive, and afterwards we can all go home and have a mug of hot chocolate and think about what a pleasant evening we had.

That’s the sort of thing stupid prudes think about Michael Buble all the time. Do they not know that Michael Buble has a foul mouth that would make a sailor blush, and a prude (like those who flock to his gigs in groups of up to 70) storm out of his show? Apparently they do not.

Buble told The Telegraph: “Almost every night when I’m on stage my agent will say to me: ‘Well kid, 30 people wanted their money back’. At first it was a real worry for my agents. They kept saying: ‘Mike, you’re losing the audience’. Especially when I wasn’t playing to that many people. I remember my American agent saying: ‘Tonight it was huge, 70 people wanted their money back’. And I said: ‘Give them their money back. I don’t want them at my show. I don’t want some stuck-up prudes [who] can’t laugh at themselves’. Give me my kind of people and we’ll be fine”.

You hear that prudes? Do your research. And when you’ve done it, fuck off.