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And Finally
Cowell in line for a knighthood, reports claim
By CMU Editorial | Published on Tuesday 21 December 2010
The Mail On Sunday has been wandering around telling everyone that Simon Cowell is going to get a knighthood next year. Quite how the Mail knows this, I don’t know. Well, it says ‘sources’ told them. In which case, it must be true.
According to the Mail, Cowell will get the knighthood because of all his humanitarian work. You know, he released that awful and rather inappropriate few-star cover of REM’s ‘Everybody Hurts’ to raise money for the victims of the Haitian earthquake. Bosh – knighthood.
We’ll find out whether the Mail is right or not on 31 Dec when the Queen publishes her New Year’s Honours list.
