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Dolly Parton launches wigs for dogs (and other things to make your pooch look more like her)

By | Published on Thursday 1 September 2022

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Dolly Parton has announced her latest business venture, cracking into the dog accessories market. Of course, this is an already busy sector, but she’s attempting to corner the ‘dress your dog like Dolly Parton’ segment of it.

Dress your dog like Dolly Parton? Seriously? Why yes. By purchasing the Doggy Parton range, you can get your pooch – amongst other things – a gingham dress, pink cowboy hat (with tiara), rhinestone body harness, beaded necklace and – most importantly of all – a blonde wig. I can’t believe you’ve been taking your dog out in public without a blonde wig on before now, you monster.

“’Puppy Love’ was my very first record and six decades later, my love for pets is stronger than ever”, the musician declares while launching all things Doggy Parton.

Just going to stop you there, Dolly. Until today, I was not aware that ‘Puppy Love’ was about the love of an actual dog. This puts a whole new spin on the lyrics that I’m not sure I’m entirely comfortable with.

Anyway, she continues: “This inspired me to start my own line of Doggy Parton apparel, accessories, toys and more with a little ‘Dolly’ flair. Part of the proceeds will support Willa B Farms, a rescue where animals in need find never-ending love. Don’t we all need that?”

I guess we do. We all need never-ending love. And blonde wigs for our dogs. Check out the full range here.