And Finally

He didn’t, he did, and he wouldn’t but doesn’t care if you do

By | Published on Friday 20 May 2011


REM bloke Michael Stipe never had sex with Kurt Cobain, despite what some gossipers have said over the years. He’s told the New York Post: “Let’s set the record straight… Kurt was a really sweet man, and we never had sex. Alright? There’s your exclusive”.

Aerosmith frontman and ‘American Idol’s resident muppet Steven Tyler did once have gay sex, but it wasn’t with Michael Stipe or Kurt Cobain, and he didn’t especially enjoy it. He apparently writes in his new autobiography ‘Does The Noise In My Head Bother You?’: “Gay sex just doesn’t do it for me. I tried it one time when I was younger, but I just didn’t dig it”.

And finally right wing American rocker Ted Nugent has told Piers Morgan he is “repulsed” by the idea of two men having sex, but that he’s not homophobic and wouldn’t be bothered if he discovered his own son was gay. He told Piers: “I’m repulsed at the concept of man-on-man sex, I think it’s against nature. I think it’s strange as hell, but if that’s what you are, I love ya… I’m not going to judge another’s morals. I say live and let live. I have friends that are gay. If you’re gay, have a nice day. I couldn’t give a rats ass”.

And here ends this edition of CMU Gay Sex News.