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Mastodon frontman works his wood

By | Published on Monday 4 August 2014


Mastodon’s Brent Hinds has carved a “giant pawnus”. A Mastodong, as Exclaim put it. A big wooden penis, basically. Why? I don’t know. Is it news? Not really. But let’s pretend for a moment.

“First carving in over a year”, wrote Hinds under a work-in-progress photo on Instagram. “Giant pawnus!”

The effort was apparently filmed by Fret 12 for a new instalment of its ‘The Sound And The Story’ guitarist profile documentary series. Though I wouldn’t both buying it, because I can’t imagine there’s anything more informative in it than Brent announcing, “The balls came out nice. Balls are always kind of weird, flopping every which way”, which you can see him do here: