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MTV EMAs presented

By | Published on Monday 10 November 2014


What a night! What a party! What a show! What an extravaganza of musical magic and magnificence! What a… well, I wasn’t there. I don’t know. What a cavalcade of pop mediocrity and celebrity nonsense? No, I’m sure the MTV EMAs were a marvel.

I mean, look how excited one-time MTV reality show star Ozzy Osbourne was at being named Global Icon. “I don’t know where they got this icon shit from” he declared, “but it’s good to be here tonight. God bless you all, thank you for coming”. Oh, and One Direction sent in a tape to say thanks for their three gongs. Glorious!

And look, here are the winners, direct from Glasgow. Did I mention Biffy Clyro were there? And Royal Blood. And David Hasselhoff. What a rock n roll frenzy.

Best Song: Ariana Grande feat Iggy Azalea – Problem
Best Song With a Message: Beyonce – Pretty Hurts
Best Video: Katy Perry feat Juicy J – Dark Horse

Best Female: Ariana Grande
Best Male: Justin Bieber
Best Live: One Direction
Best New: Five Seconds Of Summer
Worldwide Act: Bibi Zhou

Best Pop: One Direction
Best Rock: Linkin Park
Best Alternative: 30 Seconds To Mars
Best Hip Hop: Nicki Minaj

Best Look: Katy Perry
Best Push: Five Seconds Of Summer
Best World Stage: Enrique Iglesias
Biggest Fans: One Direction

Global Icon: Ozzy Osbourne