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New iPhone coming in September, sources say
By CMU Editorial | Published on Thursday 21 April 2011
I thought that this was already a rumour, so it’s possible that the sources on which this new story is based are getting all their information from old stories published a month ago. And that’s good enough for me, so let’s go.
The iPhone 5 is coming out in September: FACT. New features will include a water pistol attachment, monkey sensors, smellovision and text messaging by post. And thanks to its recently uncovered tracking function, it’ll grow in length every time you tell a lie about where you’ve been.
