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The Kunts make a second bid for Christmas number one with new anti-Boris song

By | Published on Monday 29 November 2021

'Boris' Johnson

Having gone top five in the Christmas singles chart last year with their song ‘Boris Johnson Is A Fucking Cunt’, The Kunts are making another bid for the UK’s festive number one this year. The band will release ‘Boris Johnson Is Still A Fucking Cunt’ next month.

The band say that they are releasing the new song “because Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt who still behaves as if no one has ever told him that” and “you don’t fell a big tree with one swing of a little chopper”.

They add that they hope their song will “help voice dissatisfaction with the way [Johnson] conducts himself” and “further undermine his credibility in the media and among his remaining supporters”.

Also, they say, they just want to “ruin his Christmas”.

Whether the song will do any of those things remains to be seen. You may already have spotted one issue with this whole plan. It’s unlikely that Radio 1’s chart show would play a song that included “fucking” or “cunt” in its title, let alone both together. Last year, The Kunts got around that by releasing a more radio-friendly version called ‘Boris Johnson Is A Sausage Roll’.

That meant that two sausage roll-themed songs made the 2020 Christmas chart, with number one going to Ladbaby’s ‘Don’t Stop Me Eatin’. It’s still unclear if Ladbaby will try for a fourth sausage roll-themed Christmas number one in a row this year, but – even if he doesn’t – maybe sausage roll fans will still be catered for should The Kunts use the same tactic as last year to get some radio play.

Anyway, you can watch the video for ‘Boris Johnson Is Still A Fucking Cunt’ below. The song will be available to download and stream from 17 Dec.