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And Finally
Westboro baptists hit out at One Direction “perverts”
By Chris Cooke | Published on Monday 1 July 2013
One Direction are a bunch of ‘perverts’, apparently. This according to the ever-dubious Westboro Baptist Church, which has announced it will picket the boyband’s 19 Jul concert in Kansas City. Well, if it distracts them from picketing funerals, I guess that’s a good thing.
You might think that this is as a result of God complaining to the Westboro mob that that new 1D single clearly isn’t the ‘Best Song Ever’ (I mean, it’s clearly nowhere near as good as ‘He Who Would Valiant Be), but no, it’s all that on-stage ass-grabbing that has angered the ‘God Hates Fags’ comedy Christians.
In a critique I hope to see on the group’s next tour poster, a spokesman for the ‘church’ told reporters that One Direction are “a perfect representation of this filthy world and the sin-chasing, fag-enabling, God-hating, Christ-rejecting UK. These freaks and their fans think it’s funny for these five perverts to grab each other’s asses on stage. They glamorise sin and make a mock of God’s standards”.
God was unavailable for comment. I think he’s busy prepping for series three of ‘X-Factor USA’.
